You know, it really shouldn't take an hour and a half to take off zombie makeup. And just try explaining how that's the reason you're late for work.

And i really wanted to see sharps like knives, i really did. But then i drank a bottle of wine in under an hour. And i ended up staying at john street. And listening to the pixies. And going to gus's. And dancing to country music. And having a great time overall.

Oh yes, there most certainly is a "but" in there.

Anyway, my best friend Ian is coming home soon. We will go out, you can tell me all about Japan, and i will tell...i donno...stuff about my boring life.

And we will try not to end up in the drunk tank.